March 12, 2011

It is what it is.

Student: Why are you calling it a Mexican Powerpoint presentation? Teacher: Because we are in Mexico and don't have a projector.

March 9, 2011

Tiger blood and Isla Mujeres

My bed also often serves as my desk, no secret. During Carnaval this year, it also became a safe haven for Punta. Against my wishes, when I went to the bathroom, she would jump up! She is such a scaredy dog.
Especially since this year's them was "Africa" and many of the sound systems created the impression that the dancers were seeking to drink tiger blood.
Yes, like Charlie Sheen's Queens, she is also a slut puppy and wanted to be petted...there. Winning! Then she was off as told until the next troop of dancers came strutting by.

March 2, 2011

Safety in Mexico

This is the most reasonable piece I have seen on the subject. I ask that your read it and stop worrying and praying for my redemption. Click on the highlighted words in the previous sentence.